🛒 SHOP — top-LEFT button on the start screen. Buy ball skins (permanent) and upgrades (1 run only). Coin balance shown next to the button.
⚙️ SETTINGS — scroll down inside this help modal to find: SCREEN SIZE (Stretch/Phone/Fixed layouts), AUDIO (music + SFX mute), and MOG LEVEL (BETA / CHAD / GIGACHAD difficulty).
Changes save automatically. Tap ✕ at top-right to close this modal.
Tap left / right side of screen to flip. Left tap also controls the TOP flipper.
Hold plunger (bottom-right area when ball is on it) then release to launch.
NUDGE button (bottom-left) shakes the table to save drains. Start gentle, ramps wild. Hold too long = TILT penalty (flippers freeze 1.5s).
Smash Clavicular's face for massive points. Different hit angles trigger different MOGS.
Hit ramps + holes for bonuses and multiball.
Fill LOOKSMAX meter (top) to ASCEND — face hits worth 4x points, face glows purple for ~5 seconds.
Cross score thresholds to advance levels (6 total: ASU → Gym → Stream → Club → Podcast → Final).
Earn coins at game over: 100 per mog + 10% of score. Spend them in the 🛒 SHOP on ball skins + upgrades.
🦴 JAW MOG — hit face from BELOW: 2x multiplier
👁 SIDE-EYE MOG — hit face from SIDE: 1.5x multiplier
🫠 FIVEHEAD MOG — hit face from ABOVE: HALF points (penalty, you're hitting his forehead)
🌟 OMEGAMOG — 5 face hits in 2s on Level 6: +5000
🏋️ IRON MOG — 3 kettlebell hits in 2s on Level 2: +2000
📱 VIRAL MOG — 8 bumpers between face hits on Level 3: +3000
🪩 FLOOR MOG — DISCO ramp during jester on Level 4: +3000
🔥 HOT TAKE MOG — bounce off closed HEAT hole during multiball on Level 5: +3000
🎯 FRAME MOG — hit the frat guy on Level 1 (random chance): +500
Hit Clavicular's face 10 times to trigger chaos mode for 8 seconds: extra ball spawns, rainbow strobes, all combos 3x. Re-arms after it ends — keep mogging for repeat triggers.
Hit Clavicular's face 3 times within ~1 second to trigger a bone smash — crack lines appear, blood spurts, bone spikes radiate. Crack lines stack and persist all game.
Earn coins every run to unlock: 10 ball skins (permanent cosmetics) and 8 upgrades that last one run only (tilt, head start, score boost, combo cap, jester+, extra ball, ball save, triple multi). Upgrades are consumed when the run starts — rebuy each run. Daily deal at 30% off.
Beat the top 10 to enter your initials. Scores save locally on your device.