text: {{spouse}} finds a lottery ticket in your jacket. It's worth $10,000. Not life-changing for you, but the symbolism is heavy. cat: Personal quarter_min: 6 once: true --- label: Split it desc: It's a shared jacket effects: spouse_closeness+5, stress-2 result: You split the winnings. {{spouse}} laughs. "This is the most fun we've had with money in years." --- label: Put it in the fund desc: It's technically income effects: spouse_tension+5, wealth+10 result: "You're unbelievable." {{spouse}} walks out. The $10K goes into the operating account. === text: Your {{fund}} coffee machine breaks. The team is in revolt. cat: Professional quarter_min: 2 quarter_max: 8 --- label: Buy the $5K espresso machine desc: Morale matters effects: stress-2, reputation+1 result: The La Marzocca arrives. Productivity increases 15%. Or maybe the caffeine just makes it feel that way. --- label: Tell them to go to Starbucks desc: We're not made of money effects: stress+1 result: The team grumbles. Three weeks later, someone brings in a French press. Grassroots innovation. === text: {{child}} wants a puppy. {{spouse}} is on their side. You are outnumbered and outmaneuvered. cat: Personal quarter_min: 4 quarter_max: 20 once: true --- label: Get the puppy desc: You never had a chance effects: stress-3, child_closeness+8, spouse_closeness+3, wealth-5 result: The golden retriever arrives on a Saturday. {{child}} names it something ridiculous. Within a week, you're the one who walks it at 6 AM. You don't mind. --- label: Negotiate a fish instead desc: Lower maintenance effects: child_tension+3, stress-1 result: The fish lasts two weeks. {{child}} loses interest. {{spouse}} gives you a look that says "I told you so" without saying anything at all. === text: An old college professor emails you. They're writing a book about successful alumni and want to interview you. The university that gave you everything wants to celebrate what you've become. cat: Social quarter_min: 12 once: true --- label: Do the interview desc: Pay tribute to where you started effects: reputation+3, stress-2 result: The interview lasts two hours. You talk about the professor who changed your trajectory, the late nights in the library, the moment you decided finance was your path. The professor records it all. "You turned out better than I expected," they say. It's the best compliment you've received in years. --- label: Politely decline desc: Too busy effects: reputation-1 result: "I understand. Busy people." The email is gracious. You feel small for the rest of the day. === text: {{mentor}} introduces you to a legendary investor — someone whose books you read in college. They want to have lunch. Just the two of you. cat: Professional quarter_min: 10 once: true --- label: Clear your calendar desc: Once in a lifetime effects: reputation+5, confidence+3, stress-5 result: Lunch is three hours. The legend talks about mistakes more than wins. "The market humbles everyone eventually. The question is what you do after." You leave with a signed copy of their book and a perspective adjustment that's worth more than any trade. --- label: Send a junior desc: You're in the middle of something effects: reputation-2, stress+2 result: Your junior goes. Reports back that it was "interesting." The legend never asks again. Some doors only open once. === text: A documentary crew wants to film inside your fund for a week. "Wall Street Unplugged" — following three hedge fund managers through a volatile quarter. Your PR team is split. cat: Professional quarter_min: 8 once: true --- label: Allow filming desc: Transparency is the new edge effects: reputation+5, regulatory+3, stress+5 result: The cameras follow everything. Your team hates it for two days and then forgets they're there. The documentary airs six months later. You come across as intense, honest, and slightly obsessive. Three LPs cite it in their allocation memos. Your mother calls crying. "I finally understand what you do." --- label: Decline desc: Nothing good comes from cameras on a trading floor effects: reputation+1 result: The documentary films your two competitors instead. One looks brilliant. One looks unhinged. You watch from the couch thinking: "That could have been me." Which one, you're not sure. --- label: Offer off-camera interviews only desc: Control the narrative effects: reputation+3, stress+2 result: The documentary includes your voice but not your face. You provide context and insight without exposure. The critics call you "the anonymous voice of reason." Your competitors who showed their faces are less pleased with their portrayal.