type: text from: {{spouse}} msg: Just saw a house with a red door. Made me think of that place we looked at. Miss you. === type: email from: Harvard Business Review msg: Your article submission "Alpha and Its Discontents" has been accepted for the spring issue. quarter_min: 8 === type: news from: Bloomberg msg: {{rival}} quoted in profile piece: "We're just getting started." Market skeptical. === type: app from: Calm msg: You haven't meditated in 47 days. Your streak is gone. But you can start a new one. quarter_min: 4 quarter_max: 20 === type: text from: {{parent}} msg: Found your old report cards in the attic. You got a C in math once. Look at you now. === type: email from: The New Yorker msg: We're profiling hedge fund managers who started in the last decade. Would you sit for an interview? quarter_min: 12 === type: text from: {{child}} msg: My friend's dad said you're famous. Are you famous? quarter_min: 6 === type: news from: Financial Times msg: "The New Guard" — {{fund}} named among top emerging managers in annual survey. quarter_min: 10 === type: app from: Duolingo msg: You haven't practiced Italian in 94 days. Your streak owl has given up on you. === type: text from: {{sibling}} msg: Mom keeps asking when you're visiting. I told her you're busy saving capitalism. === type: email from: TED Conferences msg: Invitation to speak at TEDGlobal. Topic: "What Money Teaches You About Everything Else." quarter_min: 16 === type: text from: {{friend}} msg: Remember when we said we'd retire at 40? I just turned 40. Neither of us retired. quarter_min: 12 === type: news from: CNBC msg: Market close: S&P down 2.3%. Talking heads blame "hedge fund positioning." They mean you. === type: app from: Screen Time msg: Weekly report: 14.2 hours on Bloomberg Terminal app. Up 23% from last week. === type: text from: {{mentor}} msg: Read your last investor letter. It's the best thing you've written. Don't let anyone edit the honesty out of it. quarter_min: 8 === type: email from: {{sc1}} msg: Hosting a dinner next Thursday. Small group. The guest of honor is someone you'll want to meet. Trust me. === type: text from: {{cofounder}} msg: Just had the weirdest dream. We were running a taco truck instead of a fund. Honestly? We looked happier. quarter_min: 10 === type: news from: Wall Street Journal msg: Opinion: "Are Hedge Funds Worth the Fees?" Annual debate that never gets resolved, featuring quotes from people who charge the fees. === type: app from: Headspace msg: Stress levels tend to peak mid-quarter. This is your reminder that breathing is free. === type: text from: Unknown Number msg: Hey, is this the person who runs {{fund}}? Got your number from a friend. I have a pitch for you. quarter_min: 4